It can be hard to see golf trash talk these days. Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok have opened up a whole new world of burns, redness, shadows, and daggers. Then you will have real golf friends, so it is better not to say too much about them.
With all this in mind, the last person you should avoid on the haymaking trail is your spouse, but as this poor sucker learned this weekend, now that’s a problem too.
Ah, the wonders of modern technology.
One moment this man was enjoying a peaceful solo session, and the next he was being dragged across the concrete by his own wife, who wasn’t even there. She literally located him, realized he was in the bunker, and jumped there. This is a classic “don’t hate the player, hate the game” scenario.
After all, her ingenuity deserves some credit, and judging by the pair’s interactions, we’d guess she’s better than ever. But there’s one last pinch of salt left in her wound. According to a beleaguered Reddit poster, he was actually trapped in a bunker and continued to hit his shot 80 yards past the green after receiving a text message from his wife. Thank you, darling.